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French people give me the crepes.
A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.
I would leave my house a LOT more if I could take the couch with me and wear my pajamas.
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
There are two ways to go about arguing with a woman and neither one works.
Do you guys know there are "actual" people out there that don`t have a Facebook account? What the hell do they do all day?
Summer needs to slow the hell down.
drink beer ?? save water
Life is NOT like a box of chocolates. It`s more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, can burn your a$$ tomorrow.
There are a lot of side effects to smoking weed. Like never shutting up about the fact that you smoke weed.
If pi is 3.14, then I think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts.
I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and said, "Hey, that`s my stuff!"?
Sometimes it’s just better to buy new Tupperware than to risk opening the leftovers.
If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I`ve never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
I bet heroin addicts can open a Capri sun on the first try.