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Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.
I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for the answer.
Jesus is coming.... look busy
I`ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of "going to the gym in 2013."
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
I hate when my mom tells people I`m 503 months old.
For Lent I`ve decided to give up my New Year`s Resolutions
My therapist says I should quit talking to myself.
No, an erection is not considered personal growth.
I do love you for your mind, I just like your mind a lot more when you’re naked.
Don`t you just want to write on some people`s Facebook wall "you peaked in High School".?
I`m not saying you`re stupid; you just have bad luck when it comes to thinking.
WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake.
Thank God for Facebook otherwise we would never know what fireworks look like.