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I just found out that checking your credit score actually LOWERS your credit rating. Seriously? That`s like every time you look in the mirror, you get a little bit uglier.
I bet Waldo’s parents are worried sick.
It`s hard to make your coffee when you haven`t had your coffee.
The day I can get a correct order at a fast food establishment is the day I will support an increase in minimum wage.
Me: Where can I find the milk? Her: Sir, this is a library. Me: *whispers* Sorry, where can I find the milk?
“I” before “E” especially after “P”. Mmmm pie
I don’t think girls realize how handsome my mom says I am.
I`m only 30 lbs away from my New Year`s resolution to lose 20 lbs!!
You said you wanted my advice, but I see you haven’t f*cked off or died yet.
Who decided to call the man purse a satchel and not a douchebag?
I gave my cat 7up, now it has 16 lives
I think I really have an amazing butt, every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say,"what an a$$.."
COCKADOODLEDOOOOOO!!!!
I’m moving to Africa. Apparently there I can eat for 12 cents a day.
I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.