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Hey Ladies..Prince charming is Gay and living with Mr. Right
Joggers always give each other a little nod when they pass, just like fat guys in a buffet line.
When your wife`s in labour, never sneak a look at the business end; it`s like watching your favourite pub burn down.
I guarantee there`s a pregnant teenager somewhere who thinks `Ebola` would be a lovely name for their child.
Whoever said "sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you" has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.
Global warming is now thought to be a leading cause of documentaries.
Had a great time watching the family oriented PG rated Shrek with my grandson last night... until he asked why a Donkey would have sex with a Dragon.
It’s been “one of those days” for like 3 years now.
I have four missed calls from my mom. A rescure team is gonna break down my door and find me sitting on my couch in my underwear eating cheetos any minute now.
Everyone hates performance enhancing drugs. Yet, everyone loves Captain America.
My wife and I are pretty upset. It looks like someone broke in and surfed porn on my computer. They didn`t touch anything else, so that`s good.
I`m sorry. . . I didn`t mean to stare. . . it`s just that I have never seen stupid of this magnitude up close before
In my day we had to roll the windows up and down with our bare hands.
wishes that more people would declare thumb wars these days. I`m sure that all this texting has prepared my thumb muscles for battle.
I wasn´t born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel