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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin.
I suffer from paranoid-schizophrenic indifference. I really don`t care what the voices in my head are saying behind my back.
It`s Friday! High-five some sh!t!
Oh, he uses you for sex? Stop bitching…Sex is awesome. Complain when he’s using you for laundry….. or a human shield.
wants my 260 FB friends to know I love you all..except #193
is trying to decide ... laundry today or naked tomorrow
Friends with benefits? What, like you can provide dental insurance?
I`m emotionally constipated. I haven`t given a crap in days...
why waste your brain cells to think of a comment when you can just like someone else`s?
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
I bet my road rage will be taken seriously once I get a car.
It’s been “one of those days” for like 3 years now.
When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like.
Welcome to the obesessive-compulsive hotline... please press 1 repeatedly.
I`m starting to think that adult supervision is a myth. In fact, my eyes seem to be getting worse.