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You know why you like me ... Cause your f*ckin crazy too!!!
Whenever I see people doing sign language, I assume they are discussing the best way to murder the rest of us and steal our ears.
I think I`m gonna take a hot shower. Its like a normal shower, but with me in it.
I`ve heard of women that aren`t crazy ... but I`ve also heard of unicorns, so whatever...
The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.
NEWS FLASH: Man arrested for having sex with a tree.....Police confirm he had wood!!!
the real full form of M.B.A....Married But Available
If you say "cash money" around me, Don`t act surprised when I kick you in the "balls nuts" See how stupid that sounds?
Go ahead caller 9!!
They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.
Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn`t change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
Pringles should make their containers like a Push Up Pop.
Have you ever held your money and thought "I hope this hasn´t been up a stripper´s butt"
is giving everyone permission to steal, and use this status.