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If you’ve ever used Urban Dictionary to compose or decipher a text, congratulations, you`re over 40.
No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy’s hat sideways.
My New Year`s resolution for 2014 is to do something about my procrastination.
I should probably be in a relationship just for the supervision.
I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
Guys...dont mess up and buy her the wrong brand of vacuum cleaner for Valentines Day this year. Spend a little extra for a really good one ... Just tring to help.
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?
I`m just a guy standing in front of a huge pile of laundry wondering how flammable it is.
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies.
Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring.
My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
You know you`ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don`t know yet though she`s still in bed