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Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
My wife let me remove all her clothes last night ... From the dryer
Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent`s face there is no known comeback.
Happy third birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge.
Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5`9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
Cooking Tip: If you`re tired of always having to boil water everytime you make pasta, boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ... you`re welcome!
My boyfriend is being so nice to me since I showed him how easy it was to remove blood from carpeting...
The guy who named the umbrella meant to call it a brella but he hesitated.
I forgot to post this earlier
I would never survive a real job because I dont like being told when I can eat lunch...
Do me a favor if someone tells you they don`t like me , tell them I don`t like them either.
"User Friendly" is just another way of saying stupid.......
Ghetto Word of the Day: Window "Imma pay my baby mamma her child support. I just don’t know window".
Why must I prove I`m me, if I`m callin to pay my bill. Do strangers call to pay my bills? If they do, then let them, you idiots!