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How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That’s it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations.
Stop everything you’re doing. Think about me. You’re welcome.
Puttin the `eff it` in efficient today.
That awkward moment when you`re telling the truth, but start laughing like crazy and everyone thinks you`re lying.
Anyone else find it odd that on Star Trek, when they say "to boldly go where no one has gone before", when they get there, they always meet someone?
FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
I`m old enough to remember when apparently the worst thing life could hand you was lemons.
Cops love donuts…. just not when you do them on a four lane highway.
Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
is here. Now what are your other two wishes?
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me
i didn`t know i had a facebook account until now
Nothing starts my day off quite like an inspirationsl status!...May your day go fast, your socks match and your underwear no ride up your a$$.
Most bags of sand live a tough life stopping floods. But some, the lucky ones, live a leisurely life tied to the basket of a hot air balloon