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"I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"-Me, every time I drink
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
From now on when someone asks you where you`re from look them dead in the eye and say: Planet Venus.
Dear Mother Nature, I would like to cancel my monthly subscription please… Urs Sincerely, 100% OF ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD!
Don´t believe all the rumours you hear about me, the truth is much worse.
Must be lonely over there on "I`m offended by jokes" island.
Sometimes I like to take a roll of duct tape and use it to cover up all the Mondays on my desk calendar.
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.
The ski racks on my car say I’m fun, adventurous, and can’t figure out how to take the ski racks off my car.
I read in the Bible that people used to get stoned to death, that`s a lot of weed.
LOL` the biggest lie on the internet.
If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie.
Nice try horror movies, but everyone in my generation is already terrified to answer their phones
That awkward moment when you type your password where you should`ve typed your email, and your friend`s standing right there -___-
I think stupid people were put on this earth to test my anger management skills.