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The only time I want to hear about your baby is when you tell me it ain`t mine.
Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I`m like HOLY CRAP I`M OUTSIDE.
I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
I`ve heard of women that aren`t crazy ... but I`ve also heard of unicorns, so whatever...
Now what`s funny is "Si" from Duck Dynasty
If there`s one thing I`ve learned, it`s that I should have learned some other stuff.
I have no problem giving credit when credit is due. It’s giving payment when payment is due that I seem to struggle with.
I have the same thought when I watch horror flicks as when I watch my wedding videos. I should have known who the psycho was much sooner.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
I only like clicky pens when I am the clicker.
Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan? ;)
I`m not saying i hate you but if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it
I still sing my ABC’s to see which letter comes first.
Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.
Part of me wants to help you with your crisis, but part of me wants to go to happy hour.