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Some people are more confused then a chameleon in a packet of Skittles.
No body on there deathbed said I wish I had spent more time at work
why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
I hate it when I don`t forward a chain letter and I die the next day.
I was an atheist, until I realized I was a sex god.
The day I understand females will be the day i`ll be officially known as Jesus
If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong.
Helped my kid pick out a "famous past explorer" for a class assignment. Hope no one else in her class picks Internet Explorer 6.
Dear future husband, here’s a few things you need to know If you want to be my one and only all my life. I will not be an ex wife .. only a widow
Sad life : After watching 2 seconds of Spongebob I already know what episode it is ... I`m 41
It`s kind of weird that beams of electricity strike down from the sky and we`re all just okay with it.
Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?
They ordered two extra large pizzas at work. I wonder what everyone else is going to eat.
I woke up feeling strange this morning...I felt Rested and Relaxed so I immediately Googled my symptoms. Turns out I had a `Sleep in` Apparently it`s not harmful but may be addictive. . .
It`s damn funny when a wife think`s she`s punishing her husband by not talking to him for days..