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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
I keep trying to avoid trouble but I think it likes me.
"I`m $50 away from getting free shipping which is only $5 and what I want is $12 so I need to spend $38 more to save money." -my brain
If you watch the Twilight movies backwards, Kristen Stewart still can`t act.
Whenever I`m out somewhere there is a 99% chance I am thinking about going home and sleeping.
I would die if I had to stop exaggerating.
You can tell a lot about someone by whether they read HP as horsepower or hit points.
All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask!
This stupid lady is taking forever using her damn coupons for her groceries. All these rolls of pennies are heavy! Hurry up!
Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So incase you were wondering. ...41, guys,...that`s the limit.
If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
Iam not as THINK as you DRUNK iam!!
Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?