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So, when is this Old Enough To Know Better thing supposed to kick in?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I`m a bitch ... What`s your excuse?
Attention fuels immaturity
I`d be willing to sleep my way to the top if it actually meant sleeping.
Sanity is so overrated. I mean, it`s a nice place to visit, but I wouldn`t want to live there....
I believe in love at first episode.
thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
It`s been discovered that 1% of the population is allergic to Gluten. The other 99% are sick and tired of hearing about it......
My date just saved me tons of money by simply saying, "no, I don`t want to be your valentine and stop texting me!"
Let`s be honest... Gay Divorce Court would be the best thing to happen to daytime TV in the history of ever.
It’s called a “remote” because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel.
Sometimes the fact that bacon exists is enough.
When my dog sniffs another dog’s poop I can only assume that it’s their equivalent to checking a friend’s facebook page.