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Organized people are just too lazy to look for things!
Im a leader not a follower... unless its a dark place then f*ck that your going first!
Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
"You`re better than that" is almost never true
Sorry I yelled "April Fool`s" while you were proposing to your girlfriend.
I hate it when the movie trailer is better than the movie itself.
Facebook is cheaper than therapy, twice as effective & you can do it naked.
The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
Any time someone says "have you seen that YouTube video?" I always say yes......... Because otherwise they make you watch it on their phone
Remember, you can always run from your problems. Unless your problem is a Cheetah.....then you`re screwed!
When is National Slap a Co-worker Day? ... Please say tomorrow
Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
I bet if there were little basketball hoops above every garbage can, littering would greatly decrease.
I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour.