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Attention!! Today I am traveling back in time to right some wrongs in this world. You will know I succeeded if the Germans lost WW2 and that Thursday comes before Wednesday.
i hate not being able to correct the typo i just made in my previous statues update......DAMN IT! I JUST DID IT AGAIN!
Was born with a rare condition called "Amazing"
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
If Monday had a face, I´d punch it.
“I” before “E” especially after “P”. Mmmm pie
If you have fewer than 25 FB friends. Please unfriend me because thats just embarassing and I dont want to be on your "loser" list.
The problem with the world is intelligent people are full of doubts, while stupid people are full of confidence.
"I`d hit that!" -Helpful blackjack dealer
times new roman walks into a bar. "sorry, we don`t serve your type."
just realised SATURDAY has the word TURD in it
Spontaneity is great ... as long as I have a plan.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
Really, 6 more inches of snow today. My front yard is getting more action than me.
Can I just drop it like it’s luke warm? It’s been a long day and I’m tired.