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I don`t need glasses ... I drink straight from the bottle.
"You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
Consumer confidence is at an all time high, and so am I.
Have some fun: goto the local bar. Play every Justin Beaber song and leave.
Going to one of those places where you chop down your own Christmas tree, and then try to get away before they catch you.
Relationship status: If I slam on my brakes really hard... The seatbelt hugs me back.
I`d be vegetarian ... if bacon grew on trees.
I think a good gauge of my personality is that I watch Homeland to relax.
I bought a huge plastic Christmas tree today! the shop assistant asked me if I was going to put it up myself? I told him "Don`t be stupid, i`m gonna put it in the lounge room"
Sometimes I wish my dog could talk…then I remember all the things he has seen me do when I’m alone.
If only my goals were to be poor, lazy and out of shape.
These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.
Welcome to fight club..., you may now kiss the bride.
Some days it´s not worth chewing through the straps.