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I just can`t help it ... Sarcastic bitch is built-in.
All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
Redneck Word : debate...i was gonna go fishin today but forgot to bring debate
My method of going "offline" in FB chat is to simply ignore you.
A sofa is a vacation for your a$$...
Must be my day for Mis-Advertizing --- I just ate a Bowl of Cheerios ----- and they DIDN`T make me Happy!!!! FML!!! :-P
When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shi t.
Yes, I dance in my car. Yes, I see you staring at me. No, I do not care.
I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their sh!t.
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
I was enjoying our conversation. Until you started talking....
Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
I`m a little ticked off, I checked a book about surgery out of the library and when I opened it up I found that someone had taken the appendix out
"There are singles in your area." - me telling a stripper she forgot some money on the floor
Ugh, I forgot to go to the gym today. That`s 9 years in a row now...