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I don`t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.
Excessive consumption of alcohol seems like a good idea.
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you.
Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.
Old enough to know better, young enough to take a dare...
It’s like I wanna be left alone but I still want people to notice my absence, you know.
Facebook should just change it`s name to "People You May Want to Avoid."
The awkward moment when you’re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
If you can’t be a good example, then you’l just have to serve as a horrible warning
Love is... saving money to buy her shoes!
Do you have to water a Pointsettia or do they die on their own?
I live in a small town where the population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregant a guy leaves town.
If Guys Wrote Valentine’s Cards: “I don’t even need beer to think you’re attractive.”
Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
All I know about sex is from Internet Porn, I`ve tried everything except `Buffering`.