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All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.
My tricks aren`t for kids.
I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
Is somebody not editing what I´m saying here???
I can`t help but feel insulted when that voice on the speaker calls me a Walmart shopper.
Waitress: `Do u have any questions about the menu?` Me: `What kind of font is this?`
Jodi Arias dating O J Simpson now that would be a hell of a relationship
If any of you have gotten any weird texts from me recently, its because my phone is working fine and I`m just trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
I don’t think I get enough credit for doing everything I do while being unmedicated.
Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends.
My GF`s anti aging cream went bad ... How does anti aging cream have an expiration date?!
I broke a mirror now I`m looking at 7 years bad luck... but my lawyer thinks he can get me off with 3
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
As long as I remind myself "The b!tch had it coming" is not a valid court defense, I`ll be ok