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As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in..
I`m trying to live healthier......but I`m considering taking up cigars, since they`re still the coolest way to light dynamite fuses.
Talked to someone in person today....what a pain in the a$$ that was!
happy 3rd birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge
Never call me creepy. You`re the only one that doesn`t even know we`re engaged.
One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.
There`s no use worrying about things you can`t control. Except for bodily functions...Hopefully you can control THEM. :/
Sometimes I have to tell myself, "It`s not worth the jail time!"
Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I`m married and not allowed to make decisions.
If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
I thought my life would include more impromptu sing-alongs.
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
Rabbits jump & they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run & they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don’t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED!
Growing up teachers always told me there was no such thing as a stupid question. Eight years in retail has determined that was a lie.
My boss yelled at me yesterday "It`s the fifth time you`ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it`s Friday?"…