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is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself.
You don`t see faith healers working in hospitals, just like you don`t see psychics winning the lottery every week.
I hate it when the movie trailer is better than the movie itself.
You know nothing about a woman, until she is drunk and mad at you.
Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
thumbs up if you pee on the side of the toilet to make it quiet.
If he pauses a video game to text you, he`s probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
Like if you really googled to see if that kid really died from masturbating
Nobody pissed me off today... I got to get out more.
Going to Colorado this weekend to go ... "Hiking"
Just assume that we aren’t close enough for you to send me a game invites on Facebook.
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown man child who can`t take care of himself.
This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been notified.
If you’re keeping score in your relationship, I promise you, you’re losing.