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Nothing makes you feel more like a kid than the right breakfast cereal. Lucky Charms for me please!
If only life was as easy as getting fat.
Our phone falls, we panic... our friends fall, we laugh.
I have no problem admitting that you made a mistake.
Summer needs to slow the hell down.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana
Being the fat guy at McDonald`s is like being the muscle guy at the gym. People stay out of your way cause they know you mean business.
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
Pro Tip: If you`re on the bus, and wearing headphones, people can still hear you fart.
Relationships are like just-out-of-the-oven pizza. You know it`s going to burn you, but it looks so good and maybe this time it won`t?
I hate when I explain how awesome I am to someone and they pretend to not be impressed.
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the sh!t out of you.
Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.