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Whoever said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery hasn`t had a 7yo mimicking their every word for the last 10 minutes.
Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.
I mean really though...Why wash cups when you can just drink out of the jug?
Figure it out people. It’s a 4-way stop sign not a woman.
My wife`s credit cards were stolen last week. I haven`t reported it yet though...because so far, they are spending less than she was.
If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong.
I was planning on doing something today, but I haven`t finished doing nothing from yesterday.
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
You laugh because you think it’s a joke. I laugh because you think I’m joking.
If I pretend to be dead will you stop talking?
After 6 years, is it still all Bush`s fault or has it been reduced to "Unfortunate circumstances under no one`s control"?..............
If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
Don`t be sad if you didn`t get a Valentine`s Day gift, lt`s not the end of the world. That`s still ten months away.
You mean to tell me people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
One problem with auto-correct is that you always end up posting some thong you didn`t Nintendo.