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There should be a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
Step 1: Remove food from packaging. Step 2: Throw out packaging Step. 3: Dig packaging out of trash to locate cook time, Repeat steps 2 & 3 as necessary
I should be able to take a sick day if I am sick of the people I work with.
I`ve never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.
Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?
I`m proud to announce that I`m still the undefeated champion at racing with drivers who don`t know we`re racing.
I don`t use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
Is Nudeism a religion?
I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, "boners."
If you can make a woman laugh, you`re almost there. If you`re almost there & she laughs, now that`s a different thing.
I don`t think the guy below me understands how this works.
In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn`t move but should, use the WD-40. If it should not move and does, use the duct tape
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....
The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.