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I`m going to a wedding rehearsal this weekend. Wedding rehearsals are the only time you see someone practice making a mistake.
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
I love hearing rumors about me...that`s how I find out what I`ve been doing.
The only thing I hate about beer is that there`s absolutely nothing I hate about beer... :)
You are on the list of the many things I would do for a Klondike bar.
Male or female, no one f*cks with you if you put your lipstick on like The Joker.
If someone`s mean to you, just lean in and whisper "I`m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world" to them & get that monstrosity stuck in their head.
Reasons to get out of bed: None.
What if God is a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I`ll never hear the end of it.
This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means that I dropped them on the way from the dryer ... That`s all.
I usually want to post intelligent and witty comments. But I end up posting stupid and funny ones so my friends can understand them.
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.
Whoever made up the saying "It`s the thought that counts" never got a pair of crocs for Christmas.
Yo fellas, how did that “wow” comment you left on that girls Facebook picture play out?