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I bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.
Long story short, I love summaries.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called Lunch.
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
When I say "It’s a long story," it doesn’t mean it’s actually a long story. It means I just don’t want to tell you.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer !
Finally realizing that Hotel California is about Facebook. “…you can check in anytime you like, but you can never leave…”
“Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give to some people.
Why isn`t cat food made from birds, mice and squirrels??
What idiot called him Alexander Graham Bell instead of Lord of the Rings
am I the only one who would beat the sh!t out of someone for wearing a "forever lazy" to a tailgate?
Ever notice that no one ever has three cats? They either have one or two cats, then it jumps to 17.
Ok everyone enough of your "family" time, come back to the internet. We are your real family.
I am a gentleman, based on the clubs I go to.