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Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
Five years ago my boss asked me where I wanted to be in five years. I finally know the answer: Not Here
Welcome to journalism, where everything is made up, and the sources don`t matter.
My wife even says "NO" in her sleep. The force is strong with this one.
Hi, im _____ but you could call me sexy.
Happy National hear fireworks all day and night set off by Drunk People you wouldn`t trust with a Glo-Stick Day.
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
I`ve been working with this alcohol free program for like six months and it`s really taken a toll on me ... I mean, I`m broke and as far as I`m concerned, they can buy their own alcohol.
i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you.
Don`t trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza....
Iām convinced that the employees of McDonalds were just customers who could pay and are working off their bills.
Most difficult job ever.......Working in a bubble wrap factory......Imagine the self control needed.
I dont even bother filling out the "From" field on gift tags during xmas. One look at the wrap job, and its VERY obvious.
Please please, keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested...