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The pill is the second best thing women can put in their mouths to prevent pregnancy.
Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly and for the same reason...
Sometimes I wish I wasn`t rich and handsome and delusional.
Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles.
Ugh, I have an ingrown hair and it really hurts. This sounds like a job for medical marijuana.
A boob job sounds like the best job in the world.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
99.9% of lol’s are lies.
Dear Vegetarians, Thanks for saving the good food for us.
You know a guy likes you when his pants give you a thumbs up ;)
The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating, while the female human prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.
Nothing sadder than the look on my dogs face when I drop food from the table and they realize it`s lettuce.
The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you.