Daily Silly Status

What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg.

I always advise people never to give advice.

What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.

You guys, how can true love still exist if we don`t have mixed tapes anymore?

This week is the 40th anniversary of the Rubik`s Cube. If you kids don`t know what a Rubik`s Cube is, it`s what people would stare at without human interaction before cellphones. Mel

I don`t burn bridges. I just loosen the bolts a little bit each day.

I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. "How`s it going?", "How about the weather?", "Where are your pants?".

I don`t know why it`s necessary to get a glass dirty, when wine tastes perfectly fine straight out of the bottle.

Some days are better than others. And those days always involve alcohol.

I dream about naps.

Thanks to the presence of fools, wise people stand out.

I once dated a Rockette with Tourette`s. Talk about kicking and screaming!

I’m going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams that easily.

Spoiler Alert: Ladies, if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear, it has a Camera in it.

“I’m going to be a little bit late” -people that are going to be very late