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I wish I could afford to be as weird as I wanna be.
Being rich doesn`t equal happiness but i`d rather cry in a ferrari
Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that`s how I feel today.
Christmas is all about getting your entire dysfunctional family under one roof, hoping the cops don`t get called and nobody gets arrested.
If I am home alone, there`s a 99% chance I`m naked.
You know what would make my cubicle super cute? Fire.
My life may be a mess but at least I didn`t make a harlem shake video.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes...
I`m starting to think that the Facebook status update I liked has had absolutely no influence on Government policy at all ...
Swiss army knives are only like 8% knife.
The Three Up`s in life: 1. Show 2. Keep 3. Shut
There are many different ways one can save energy. I normally use the couch.
I could scroll down my Facebook page and write a country song!!
i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas