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If you figure me out I want an explanation.
I ate too much salad over the weekend so I`m going on an Oreo cleanse today.
It`s really quite simple ... I do what I want! ... The End.
I still remember the first time I lied about being able to time travel... It was 3 weeks from tomorrow.
I hate it when Hippos fall on me when walking home from school... :D
Save time. See it my way.
Maybelline claims to make eyelashes appear three times longer…..I think they should start making condoms.
Stop complaining about being single!!, we have bigger problems here. Like why McDonalds don`t serve breakfast after 10:30 -.-
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
Having a mohawk used to mean you were tough. Now it means you’re a 3 year-old with annoying parents.
Today I am thankful that I don`t post what I am thankful for on Facebook, every day in November. Or ever.
Remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk? My boss has yet to be impressed with this skill.
Social media is great if you like socializing without wearing pants.
Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody.
There`s no room in my life for B.S. ... Unless it`s burritos oand salsa