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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
My internet addiction is getting alt of ctl.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will only be jingling "part" of the way this year, as usual ur patience is appreciated.
I just burnt my tongue on my food. It made me realise that it’s the ones we love that hurt us the most.
Aren`t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know...The birth of Santa
A hard thing about business is minding your own
I don`t understand why people have to "get ready" for bed....I`m always ready for bed.
I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it.
Good news: I finally got my computer connected to the wireless printer. Bad news: not sure which house I need to go to get my documents.
I can’t tell if I’m hungry, but better eat just in case.
Don`t blame me, I was born awesome ;)
I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the sh!t out of you.
Sleep is like a time machine to breakfast.
Just tried to put my seatbelt on ... at my desk ... I`m pretty.
To my neighbor using a chainsaw at 7:30 on a Sunday morning: Try holding the other end.