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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
I`m introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce.
Where did Noah keep his bees? ... In the ark hives ... Yes, I`m showing myself out, thanks
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
I was an atheist, until I realized I was a sex god.
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
The guy who invented the Time Machine has just died.... RIP DAVE JONES 2187-2014
Single ladies, stop saying you should just give up & get a cat , if no man wants you , don`t force an innocent cat to live with you..
My hearing is fine. There`s no need to repeat yourself! I ignored you perfectly well the first time.
The pharmacist asked me my birthday again today. Pretty sure she`s going to get me something.
Admit it. When you go to the zoo, the first thing you look at is the Camel`s foot.
Every conversation should come with a snooze button. That way if you`re being too boring, I can push a button and keep you from talking for the next 10 minutes.
The difference between me & normal people is the normal
It must be very hard to be a Nigerian lawyer who specializes in international inheritance law.
Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?