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The naughty me makes the nice me giggle.
I love the show Gotham....OBSESSED!!! But they constantly have the Twitter hashtag #gotham in the corner of the screen, and I`m always thinking..."No I don`t have ham! But I want ham." Sometimes I miss parts of the showing thinking about the fact that I don`t have ham..... Obviously I need to have ham on the menu every Monday night. #noidontgotham
I keep myself in just good enough shape to outrun most women and small children during emergencies.. :|
happy 3rd birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge
Iām the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day & accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.
Pretty proud of myself, I got a lot of procrastinating done today
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Just bought me a medical alert bracelet that says... "probably just sh!tfaced"
since when was it cool to have an iPhone at the age of 10.. i sincerely hope those parents know what they`ve done.
Don`t feel bad, alot of people don`t have talent either
Answering all questions with "but you ain`t got no legs Lieutenant Dan" stops people from asking you questions.
The problem with coffee is trying to make it when you haven`t had any yet.
You can get away with farting at the zoo because you can always blame the animals...
To avoid being eaten by zombies, go to Settings / Home Invasion Settings / Cannibalism / Brains, and then uncheck the "tasty" box.
I heard recently on the radio that, "If a man looks at womens breasts for 10 mins a day he will add 5 years to his life".. Can anyone confirm this?!! If so what are we waiting for?