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I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
I´ll never be old enough to know better.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
I made a New Years Resolution to gain 20 lbs, so I can relish in the sense of accomplishment and success!
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
Sometimes Late at night. I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
Hello...
It really freaks me out that I have a skeleton living inside me......
A colon is used to indicate a list of elements to the sentence preceding it. A semicolon is for making winky faces.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks....I`m in public.
Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
I don`t have to run faster than the lion. I just have to run faster than you.
I once shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
Lazy Rule: If you spill water, It will eventually dry.
Donald Duck, saying screw you to pants since 1934.