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whoever snuck the `s` in fast food is a clever person
My friend on Facebook "Can`t believe its Monday again already"... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur.
Must be lonely over there on "I`m offended by jokes" island.
Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
There`s a lot of perks being a single parent, for one no witnesses.
Sex is like pizza, if you`re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the f*ck you`re doing
I think sharks eat people just to be on tv.
Wow, I haven`t seen you since the last time I wish I hadn`t seen you
You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what the hell happened that night
If you put Root Beer in a square glass do you get Beer?
You know it`s getting bad when the voices in your head start texting you
Here`s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
If ghosts existed, why are they all apparently from the last 100 years or so? Wouldn’t there be evidence of a Neanderthal ghost here and there?
Whenever I see people lined up outside a club on Friday night, I just think "look at all these poor people who don`t know Netflix exists."