Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I am the reason why Waldo is hiding.
I can`t wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me.
People say that marriage is a job...marriage is not a job, its a hobbie!! Dating while you`re married...that`s a job!!
pudding... thats always a funny word
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
I don`t always say `oops`, but when I do, it`s usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
When buying a flat screen tv, always remember to put the box in your neighbor`s trash so you don`t get robbed.
Sometimes I whisper, "I`m on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world...
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
If you really want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "I shouldn`t be telling you this but ..."
Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a "gym."
Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
I don’t drink water, unless it’s been through a brewery first.
Where do all the ice cream men go in winter?
Confuse your coworkers today by telling them you`re going to the restroom to do a "number 3"