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Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
Helpful Tip: A ceiling fan won`t cut a bagel in half ... Not even on top speed
That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor...And you don`t know whether to be proud or scared.
I am creating the first ever "flavored windows". They should make some of you very happy.
Women are fascinated by mythical creatures like unicorns, vampires, and men who are good listeners.
If I died and went straight to hell, it would take me a week to realize I wasn`t at work anymore.
I was an adult once. Then I opened a Facebook account.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache...and then she won`t talk to you anymore.
If you`ve Liked more than 15 of my posts over the past year, I assume you`re okay with me putting you down as a personal reference on this job application, k?
I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it`s for her is to eat it. Apparently
I`d have better people skills if I worked with better people.
Well h€ll, I was going to post a status about my p€cker, but it was too long.
I have a dream that one day I won`t have to work on MLK Day.
I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.
After I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I`ve successfully installed Java. He hates me.