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i honestly hate saying sorry but when i do i really mean it :-)
Instead of torturing people for getting information, why don’t they just get them really drunk?
Happy New Years Everyone! (I stole this status:) )
Why do I get the feeling that a lot of you are using Facebook as a substitution for prescription meds?
I wouldn`t want lesbian parents. Not because I`m homophobic. I just don`t want to get stuck in an endless loop of "Go ask your mother."
Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one.
I feel sorry for historians, they have such a hard time letting go of the past.
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
Stalin should have known communism doesn`t work. There were red flags everywhere.
If rolling your eyes burned calories, Facebook would be my gym.
Only a fool trips on what`s behind him.
Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.
Who needs Google when you’ve got a wife who knows it all?
"That`s too much bacon." -Nobody ever
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore.. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.