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It`s funny how when you post a status and some people think it`s about them..Hahahaha it was.
My neighbor`s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.
Did you know that if you light a candle under the moonlight and you say 3 times the name of the person you love, you will look really stupid doing that!
Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.
Is it safe to take off my Winter Solstice Glasses yet?
Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back
There`s a lot of perks being a single parent, for one no witnesses.
10 years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.
Why do we offer "a word to the wise" when it`s the stupid ones that need the advice?
Literally saw someone get a tattoo of a camel on their toe.
What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this...
Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak
Guys be like, "Lets play 21 question." Girl: Ok, what`s your favorite color? Boy: Triangle, so you a virgin?
If anxiety was good for weight loss, I`d be back to my birth weight.
I`m Outdoorsy, as in I like to get drunk and pass out in the yard....