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Does ke$ha go by k€sha in Europe?
You can tell a lot about a womans mood by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she`s probably angry.
What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon Balls.
You learn something new everyday and if you didnt know that then you just did.
A coworker wouldn`t stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
I finally stopped caring what other people think. I hope everyone’s ok with that.
I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, nevermind, you will know who you are soon enough
Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10.
Yes, that`s correct. And the horse you rode in on.
So people buy cookie dough and bake it?.... What the hell?
I get paid to be nice at work. Not sure why my family and friends expect that for free.
Here`s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store
What idiot called it the "Happy Birthday" song instead of New Age music
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned.
Dear Cashier, you should stop giving me attitude and acting like you`re job is so complicated and stressful....Self-Checkout has proven that pretty much Anyone can do your job.