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If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
You ran a marathon? I ran like 5 red lights this week...
This complimentary lemonade at the doctor`s office tastes funny.
Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.
If you answer the phone and say "Hello, you`re on the air." most telemarketers will hang up quickly.
The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF!
Iām alone in my car. Counting it as a vacation.
I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say `I would do anything for love`. On the back, `But I wont do that!`
If you`re wondering why you`re single, date someone. You`ll remember
If history repeats itself then I am SO getting a dinosaur.
I`ve been baptized five times this week in five different churches. I wish the landlord would hurry up and fix my shower.
Sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.` ... what, am I supposed to just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?
It`s not my fault you thought I was normal.
So apparently I`ve been Googling `Asian Prom` this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren`t going to bang.
"Is everything OK?" "Well, I`ve been kind of down since the divorce..." "I meant with your pasta, sir."