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Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn
So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don`t taste any different.
Please either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it`s your choice.
We live in a world in where it is easier to get out of a marriage than a mobile-phone contract
You think you are too small to make a difference? then you have never spent a single night with a mosquito.
I honestly have a fear that one day I`ll leave my house and not be wearing any pants!
You don`t have to dress like you`re a handbag, unless you are Lady Gaga.
Girl: I have changed my mind. Boy: Thank God! Does the new one work?
"Half a dozen" because saying `6` is way too long...
Personally, I think failure should be an option
The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it`s not in my way.
Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.
In honor of this years` Super Bowl participants respective States of residence, they`ve changed kickoff to 4:20 Eastern Standard time.
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you`re on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up
Monday?! But, I wasnt even finished with Saturday yet.