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When you`re trying to change the channel on the tv, and the remote starts ringing, you`re probably drunk.
I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream
The term "bath toys" has a whole new meaning when you`re an adult
Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn`t enough.
If I learned anything from my children, it`s that it is always OK to do something stupid, as long as someone DARED you to do it.
Its ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom... until they are flashing behind your back.
The problem with taking the road less traveled is the poor phone signal...
The well behaved rarely make history.
I love Christmas presents wrapped in bubble wrap... it`s like two gifts in one!!
These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
C`mon Netflix, we both know I`m watching the next episode. Just go ahead and start it.
Can`t they just make a "Poke infinity" button?
Thinks that some of you make impulsive, poor thought out decisions. We should totally hang out more!!!
What do 95% of men do after an orgasm? Delete their browser history.
If Wal-Mart ends up selling mortgages, the trailer market will explode.