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Which wine goes best with more wine?
I learned most of what I know about dropping pianos on people from cartoons.
I like how adding a little OJ to a glass of champagne says “I’m classy” instead of “It’s nine in the morning and I have a drinking problem.”
We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!
life is like a bed of roses just got to whatch out for the pricks
Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber were both answers on Jeopardy tonight. The end is near........
Oh cool! ... I really do not care.
The hour that we lose this weekend is the one that I was planning on going to the gym.
It`s not an attitude problem, it`s the way I am.
People think that a girl`s dream is to find her perfect guy & be with him forever... That`s Crap! A girl`s dream is to eat without getting fat.
Things I do everyday: 1.Get up 2.Survive 3.Go back to bed
Don’t let anyone push you around. Unless it’s in a wagon because that might actually be fun.
I wish bedtime was all the time.
I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move
So you have 820 friends on Facebook and yet no one was around to take your picture when you decided to use the mirror for a good shot?