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Spiders are the only web developers that are happy to find bugs.
Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It`s so fun to watch them freak out!
When I`m sad, I sing...Then I realise my voice is worse than my problems.
Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
When I`m really bored at work I like to write "I`m watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
have you ever tried waking up in the morning? its horrible, the sun`s the wrong place and your head is so damn heavy.
To all the NSA agents reading this right now, I just want to say sorry that my life is so boring.
I slept on the sofa last night which is weird because I`m not even married.
"You CAN even."- white girl life coach
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
Plot twist: WebMD says you`re just thirsty
It’s never too late for a coffee. After all it’s always morning somewhere in the world.
If horror movies have taught me anything, it`s lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as "mother" or "father."
When I hear someone say they hear voices in their head, I wonder if they’re just thinking for the first time.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.