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WORST.... APOCALYPSE..... EVER.....
Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
A baby`s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear, Unless it`s 3am. And you don`t have a baby, And you`re home alone.
Remember they’re just as afraid of seeing you dance as you are of dancing.
You can tell yourself that Sesame Street is educational but Cookie Monster has lived there for like 40 years and still can`t conjugate verbs.
I`d be amazing at life if I was only asked to sit and play on the computer all day.
The Easter Bunny doesn`t always drink, but when he does I bet it`s hopscotch.
I checked into a hotel this weekend. I told the girl I hoped the porn channel was disabled. She said "No, its just regular porn, you sicko"
I scratch my a$$ way to much to chew my fingernails...
It`s depressing to think how much more Dora the Explorer has seen and done in her life compared to mine.
Happy Monday!! I`m gonna sit this one out.
Never trust a married guys opinion of who’s hot. It’s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
facebooked yo mama!!!
Your clothes are making me extremely uncomfortable. Please, take them off.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.