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You just don`t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
Big shoutout to whoever decided the ? and ! should be next to each other on an iPhone. That typo hasn’t made me look insane 10,000 times.
By the power vested in me and by this case of beer, I now pronounce these three loads of laundry as one.
Somebody has to be awesome…might as well be me.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key
Oh cool! ... I really do not care.
I`m sorry we fought ... I hate it when you`re wrong.
The pollen is so bad this year that the trailer park people are changing crystal meth back into Sudafed.
roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
I`d like to help you out ... Which way did you come in?
New philosophy on life: Do unto others, then run like hell.
Starbucks isn`t really that expensive compared to how much Victoria`s Secret charges per cup.
If you knew how many trips to the bathroom every phone has taken, you’d never, ever, ever, ever, ever touch somebody else’s phone. Ever.
I have two words for this week. BEER ME!!!