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Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.. and if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.
I swear this is the last time I watch Groundhog Day
I never make plans until I know how I am getting out of them.
Comcast is doing home security now so if your house is being robbed they will get the police there on Tuesday between the hours of 8 & 12.
I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.
Hoodie Footie Pajamas from Pajamagram; because nothing tells a girl you love her like giving her something to cover up her body from head to toe before she gets in your bed.
tonights theme: grab somebody sexy tell them hey, give me everything tonight!
Definition of insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results
A word to the wise isn`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice.
Who am I calling stupid?? Good question.... What`s your name?!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.
You know it`s been a good night when you wake up and see bite marks on the walls...