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What idiot called it "best man" instead of "lord of the rings"
You know nothing about a woman, until she is drunk and mad at you.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I`d totally be expecting some change back.
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you`ll get what you want.
It`s not an attitude problem, it`s the way I am.
I don`t like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really? You think someone else might want one?
I`m a lover, not a fighter. So if anyone is giving you trouble and you need me to have sex with them, I`m your man.
If I drop my food on a plane, and we change time zones at the same time, do I receive an additional hour to the 5 second rule?
Nice try salad bars, there`s only one kinda bar I plan on attending.
Pro Tip: If you knock on the door to a bathroom stall and someone says "one second," wait more than one second before entering.
What did the crop say to the farmer? Stop picking on me
i havnt seen any status`s about ninjas lately.... well played ninjas
I hope daylight savings time doesnt throw me off my schedule of doing nothing.
Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I`m unsure of