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I`m "oh my god, gag me with a spoon" years old.
The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
"Three blind mice" is probably the most popular nursery rhyme about animal cruelty
One thing I think the world can agree upon… Any day when you can stay in pajamas the whole time is a good day.
Law and Order is just Blue`s Clues for adults.
I went to open a can of Whoop-Ass but it had a child-proof lid.
Weird that we don`t see more pants on fire
Have you ever laughed so hard that no sound comes out and you sit there clapping your hands like a retarded seal?
i just caught a disease so rare that even i dont have it .
My best childhood memory was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in bed…. I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore.
One time I threw a boomerang and lost it, now I live in constant fear.
Sometimes late at night.. I dig a hole in the back yard by lantern light.. Sure keeps my nosy neighbors on their toes.. :|
Sometimes I have to tell myself, "It`s not worth the jail time!"
Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.