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The larger the implants, the more likely she’ll be confused by a push/pull door.
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million.
This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it.
If I were the guy who made the Where’s Waldo books I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn’t there.
Gimmie a P. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an O. Gimmie a C. Gimmie an R. Gimmie an A. Gimmie an S. Gimmie a....oh, nevermind. I`ll finish this later.
Mothers never really understand the irony of calling their children "come here you son of a bitch"
Nothing says "party" like a red plastic cup.
To be honest with you, I start all my lies with to be honest with you.
went to the book store earlier to buy a Where´s Waldo book. When I got there, I couldn´t find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.
When I`m bored, I send a random text to a random number saying "I hid the body... now what?"
Could you imagine if guys commented on their guy friends` profiles the way girls do? "Bro, you look so handsome" "Looking hot, man!" "OMG, your jawline is cray" "Ugh, how are you this perfect dude? I`m jelly" "sexy much?!"
Whenever a buddy of mine wants to borrow something, I remind them that everything I own has touched my balls.
In fact, yes, l can multitask. I can screw up several things at once.
I`ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.!!
Moral compass? Is there an app for that?