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I would like to remind everyone it`s not the size of the boat... Or the motion of the ocean, but the whether the boat is able to stay in port until all passangers have gotten off.
Exercise? More like extra fries.
Sandals or shoes? I have adorable toes. All 12
Facebook would be much more interesting if they let you decide, which part of the body you wanna Poke.
It’s fun to pull someone’s leg… but don’t ever pull their finger.
I havend`t heard from DAEMON MAILER in years, I hope he`s okay.
I remember 2011 like it was yesterday. ;)
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, scratch between my butt cheeks....I`m in public.
I don`t wanna be told what to do unless I`m naked
Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking icons make me feel like they`re all panicked over who`s getting deleted.
If money can’t buy happiness explain pizza.
I will never miss you, because I`m a really good shooter.
News flash! someone just found Carmon Sandiego!
I need a bank to do two things for me: give me a loan and leave me alone