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FYI : My post aren`t directed at anyone in particular...so should anyone be offended by them, I say if the shoe fits ... Wear It!!!!!
“What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller.” ~Mario
When I bang my toe against something, it’s like I pressed a button that plays every curse word I know.
I hate to admit it, but I’ve got a serious drinking problem. I don’t have any more money to buy liquor.
I love long legs.... Long sexy legs.....But not on a Spider, I hate long sexy legs on a Spider.
Iron man is a super hero, Iron woman is a command.
Call me faithless, but I just can`t believe three guys would travel that far on camels to throw a baby shower.
Having to share a room with your spouse is absolute nonsense. Even kids get their own rooms...
When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard. My second thought is virgin wizard.
was on the treadmill for over an hour and I must say it is much easier with roller blades
I got in touch with my feminine side today... I made myself a sandwich.
The longest yard for me is that space between me and the nacho dip
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yourself.”
I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
If there’s one thing that having kids will teach you, it’s home repair.