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I like to play fetch with my cat....which, you know, is just me throwing stuff,,, followed by disappointment.
I end a sentence with "just sayin" because ending it with "dumbass" would be offensive.
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?
I always laugh at myself. If I didn´t, everyone else would be having fun without me.
I`m not Unemployed, I`m just taking my next job`s vacation in advance...
I had four E`s and LSD last night. Such an awful start to a game of scrabble!!
I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier.....must be going through a tough period in her life....
Be honest, you haven’t even walked a mile in your own shoes.
At a wedding reception someone yelled: “All the married men please stand next to the person that made your life worth living” The bartender was nearly crushed to death.
Why are we still testing on animals when there are pedophiles in prison.
went to the book store earlier to buy a Where´s Waldo book. When I got there, I couldn´t find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.
A person soon learns how little they know when a child begins to ask questions.
I would offer moral support ... But my morals are questionable.
Pocketwatches were replaced by wristwatches, which became digitalwatches, which were replaced by mobile phones. Which we keep in our pockets
I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)