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Sometimes, I use big words I don`t always fully understand in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when your finished.
My doctor prescribed me xanax instead of birth control pills I asked for. Now I have 9 kids, but I don`t care.
Whenever someone invites me to their home and I see more than 3 cars parked outside, I keep driving just in case it`s an intervention.
lol I rotfl
If my father taught me one thing, it was probably how to take both hands off the wheel to sarcastically applaud people in traffic.
I made a salad with red wine vinaigrette only I left out the vinegar and the oil and ok it`s just lettuce with wine all over it. Anyhoo, I`m drunk.
Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick.
I`d be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better.
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
I`ll be there in a second I just gotta finish writing this letter of apology to a club owner for tearing up his dance floor last night..
?"Cheating" is such a strong word. I rather call it "talent scouting".
Girls are supposed to dance. That`s why god gave them parts that jiggle.
Don`t sweat the petty things and don`t pet the sweaty things.