Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
I`m not upset because it`s Monday, I`m upset because I have to wear pants
I hate when I`m wearing my apple bottoms jeans and I can`t find boots with the fur.
FB friends, no one gives a ratsass what concerts you went to...
Don`t worry about the grass on the other side. It`s not your grass.
Yet another advantage of being single. All I bring to Thanksgiving is empty Tupperware...
It`s a bird.. it`s a plane..no wait..it`s a blade of grass....
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
You actually are not the stupidest person on the planet. But if he were to die...
Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
I prefer to think outside the box because things can get very dark inside it.
The “Slow Children Playing” signs always make me sad. Would it cost that much more to thrown in punctuation?
My chemistry teacher asked us what the heaviest metal was today. Apparently "Megadeath" was the wrong answer.
I don`t use cocaine, I just like the way it smells.