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My new years resolution is to try to actually finish someth
My neck, my back. My pizza and my snacks.
I should be able to take a sick day if I am sick of the people I work with.
List of things I’ve accomplished today: 1. Accomplishments List
I didn`t give you the finger...you earned it.
I Googled, “Who gives a sh!t?” and I was not in the search results.
Well that’s a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I’m doing
The party`s not over `till you smile for the mugshot
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
My favorite part about your rant on how much you hate social media sites was when you posted it from a social media site.
Stop picking on Justin Bieber. That`s somebody`s daughter.
Is it rude to put *vomits* under someone`s post ?
5 symptoms of laziness –> 1.
Wouldn`t ventriloquists be a lot cooler if they could throw their farts?
Ugh, stalkers are horrible. You`d think someone could`ve let me know I was out of toilet paper.