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Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
I wonder how many dads named their sons Luke just so they can say "Luke, I am your father."....
Dumped my multiple personality girlfriend yesterday. She took it well, not so well, and she was really upset...
Don`t believe everything you think.
Let me just flip this here omelette.... aaaaaand I`m having scrambled eggs
Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
Presidents’ Day is just another made up holiday to sell more presidents
Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
I think we`ll be friends forever because we`re too lazy to find new friends.
I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
Marriage counseling - because sometimes your spouse needs to hear from a professional that they are being an a$$
Bulimia: Twice the taste. Zero Calories.
Ladies, don`t date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad.
I don`t hate you, but I hope you fall in love and get married.
COLLEGE STUDENTS: if you`re looking for a job, your career center lists thousands of openings you don`t have enough experience for.